Was hanging out with my partner today and he asks me, unprompted, “Do you think if abortion and weed pass in Florida in November that Ronnie will just kill himself?”
me when i thought i was a cis woman: I hate shopping, lol. there’s just way too many styles and cuts in the women’s department and it’s so overwhelming and nothing ever vibes with me enough to try it on, let alone buy it.
me after coming out as trans, staring intensely into the mirror: stop. buying. shoes.
a few weeks ago i had a job interview where the guy seemed to be more interested in the candidates’ personalities than in whether or not they would actually be competent at the position (appointment-setting for a luxury rental company). he asked me what was the last thing that made me laugh, and i completely blanked out because i had no idea how to explain the concept of Subreddit Simulator to a man in his sixties who had golf-themed knickknacks all over his office walls.
Nancy/Steve/Steve’s hair OT3 <3
fffff how did my life get so busy
how did i get five job interviews scheduled in one week and what sounded like an offer for a salaried position
how am i getting drinks at the beach tonight with someone i just met
are things finally looking up for me
Je deteste courir tellement que j’essaie de finir au plus vite.
- What people think it means when we say "Language is evolving": This pejorative term isn't bad anymore because it's funny to me and I say so.
- What it actually means when we say "Language is evolving": English has developed a specific verb for tricking people into listening to Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up"
