Photo
Photoset

sschol:

this is from spy kids

(Source: nasturbate, via evil-cunt-eater)

Photo

(Source: gh-05-t, via evil-cunt-eater)

Text

Anonymous said: Why hasn't there been a banana gate sequel?

verycooltrash:

iwishgillianandersonwasmymom:

whatarefrogs:

amazingatheist:

whatarefrogs:

thejory:

amazingatheist:

If this gets 2,500 notes, I will make a sequel with whatever object gets most requested. 

*lowered it to 2,500, since that’s more attainable. I don’t want people to feel like this is outside the realm of possibility. Also, the object requested much be possible to obtain and non-lethal to insert. Let’s see how bad the internet wants this. :P 

Full Suck The Dick

Does “non-lethal” mean it can still inflict severe injury as long as it definitely won’t kill you

We’ll see. 

get this to 2500

how is this not to 2500 yet? i have been seeing it all day. do you people know what this even means? get this 2,018 more notes and the amazing atheist will shove an object of our choosing up his ass

THIS IS THE ORIGINAL DEFINITION OF DEMOCRACY PEOPLE
THIS IS JUSTICE
CAST YOUR VOTE AND TELL YOUR FRIENDS

Text

transhumanisticpanspermia:

i have limited sympathy for people who get told “no” after a public proposal because public proposals are pretty much emotionally abusive

like seriously

if you think it’s kinda cute, you can discuss it beforehand and then do a staged one later

but putting someone on the spot in front of a crowd of strangers (or worse, friends) and demanding they give you a yes or no answer to a complex question which will affect the rest of their life is

really not okay

(via ruinedchildhood)

Photo
contingent-dreams:

lunar-raspberry:

"And what do we say to death?""Not today."

"The fuck out my face"

contingent-dreams:

lunar-raspberry:

"And what do we say to death?"

"Not today."

"The fuck out my face"

(via ruinedchildhood)

Photo
Photo
midnitesurprise:

I’ll never die, nor will I ever be beaten…

midnitesurprise:

I’ll never die, nor will I ever be beaten…

Text

vangoggles:

*sips this premium aesthetic while u sippin that haterade*

(via montanecro)

Photo
pixienightmaregoddess:

pomeranianprivilege:

like… the fact that these extremely anti-feminist people can identify as feminists makes me sick, stop fucking defending these sick fucks, stop pandering to male supremacy, stop with all this “sex positive kinky feminist” shit omg i want to puke.

Just another reason for me to stop taking anyone who uses the word “identify” seriously, tbh. Yeah, you can “”“”identify”“”” as a feminist, but that doesn’t fucking make you one.

pixienightmaregoddess:

pomeranianprivilege:

like… the fact that these extremely anti-feminist people can identify as feminists makes me sick, stop fucking defending these sick fucks, stop pandering to male supremacy, stop with all this “sex positive kinky feminist” shit omg i want to puke.

Just another reason for me to stop taking anyone who uses the word “identify” seriously, tbh. Yeah, you can “”“”identify”“”” as a feminist, but that doesn’t fucking make you one.

(via kinkcritical101)